Khaleesi Wants To Have A Threesome With Jenna Dewan And Channing Tatum

In the world of Game of Thrones, the royal leaders in Westeros are accustomed to having every one of their s*xual desires satisfied at their whim and fancy. And if life imitates art, I would love to be a fly on the wall in the Tatum bedroom when Emilia Clarke comes over for a visit.

Channing Tatum and his gorgeous wife Jenna Dewan are huge Game of Thrones fanatics, especially of Daenerys Targaryen. Well Clarke actually met the power couple and is a huge fan of theirs.

Emilia gave an interview to Harper’s Bazaar and said the following:

“Someone took a fantasy in my head and played it in real life. I was at a Golden Globes after-party and Channing Fu*king Tatum came up to me, and his stunning missus, Jenna. And they said, ‘We call each other “moon of my life” and “my sun and stars” and all that.’

Aww that’s sweet. That’s when Khaleesei revealed just how big of a fan she is of the Tatums:

“And I was like, ‘I cannot contain this. Please, can we all have something s*xual together? You’re both beautiful, even just a hug.’”

SWEET MOTHER OF DRAGONS!

HELLO! Whoever is in charge of casting over at Game of Thrones, get on your goddamn phone and call Jenna Dewan this very instant! I’m sure you could quickly write her in as Khaleesi’s Meereenian servant girl who bathes her, they drink several goblets of Arbor gold wine, and then one thing leads to another and they lez out.

I’m sure Channing is too busy, so tragic. Darn it.